Text Files

This is a page containing links to some textfiles that I have collected over the past three or four years. They are (mostly) meant to be humourous, but there is a distinct possibility that some people will find some of the files listed here insulting or offensive (or both). If I think that a file is likely to offend or insult, I will put a note by it. These files will usually contain strong language, or will feature potentially offensive subjects.

I've divided this list up into a number of different categories. Jump directly to a category by selecting one of the links below.


Comparisons

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Exams

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Purity tests

Some of these items will almost certainly be found offensive in places by most people...

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Jokes

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Laws and rules

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Songs

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Stories

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Ways to confuse/worry people

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Lists and general numbered collections of things

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Definitions and acronyms

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Drinking games

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General bits

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Robert McMordie

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